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Dont date a soccer player. A lion in the London Zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said Thats a docile old thing isnt it.

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Why just an hour ago it dragged an Australian tourist into the cage and completely devoured him.

. You know youre good as a keeper Oh. She then finally stopped in front of the monkey island. What else is there. Whether youre new around here or one of the many who have been visiting for years Id really appreciate your support.

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Best 147 Keeper Jokes and Puns A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. The keeper joke of the day is that we all play a role in our self-care and self-esteem. Shes perfect but I never score. The_Keepers Babe of the Day.

Aug 25 2019 1100 AM. I am over 18. No way said the keeper its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. The last known female of that particular species.

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Later when they left they began complaining. Babe of the day keeper. Advertisement One day a young woman walked through the National Zoo. I dont care how you feel I dont care the keeper joke of the day - Tave Reviews.

The Time Keepers Problem. When I started it back in 1995 I had no idea that Id still be making daily updates 24 years and 78 million hits later. Knew right away she was a keeper. As the Keeper of the.

Add a daily joke to your routine and make your day better. When its almost noon she looks at her watch and right when it strikes 12pm she blows the whistle. They all order a pint of liquor and the Englishman notices a vase full of gold coins in the corner of the bar he asks what its for and the bar keeper says that they can have it if they complete 3 tasks. Its a lot of work but I do it because I enjoy it.

A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. Theyre still going to know. Babe of the Day. I cant believe they did Said the black man.

A bee keeper walks into a pet store He asked the person at the counter for 12 bees. One day she bumps her. 7 of them in fact. The first is a black man the second is a white man and the third is an Asian man.

After walking out the store he notices that hes been given 13 bees by accident. Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond. This joke is about a young lady who visits a zoo. Three men walk into a store.

Lion eats an australian man. When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation. You get a clean joke thats easy to relate to. Its the same kind of thing that says.

Turns out a zoo in Tokyo has a male version of the gorilla. Keepers babe of the day. Ledger accountant account janitor hairdresser paralegal housekeeper saleswoman locksmith cashier schoolteacher electrician storekeeper receptionist salesman. My girlfriend is a keeper.

Keepers joke of the day. A zoo in CA has a rare gorilla. She was wondering why there were no monkeys there so she asked a keeper and the answer was funny. A time keeper at a factory is in charge of blowing the whistle for the lunch break at noon.

KHTQ-FM Public File and EEO Report. An Englishman a Scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar. They decide to ship the male gorilla from Japan to the US to mate and save the species. They wander the aisles for a few minutes browsing and quickly noticed the shop keepers keeping a careful eye on the black and Asian men.

His father is a pilot and taught him the word takeoff His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word zebra. He walks back in and says there has been an accident and youve given me 13 bees The Shopkeeper says No mistake sir that one is a freebie upvote downvote report.